SADDAM'S FAMILY MEMBERS REVEALED

-- Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, some of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:
Sooflay .................the restauranteur
Guday....................the half-Australian brother
Huray....................the sports fanatic
Sashay..................the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..................the baseball player
Ojay......................the stalker/murderer
Gulay....................the singer/entertainer
Ebay.....................the internet czar
Biliray...................the country music star
Ecksray................the radiologist
Puray...................the blender factory owner
Regay..................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay..................the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Lattay................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.................the 300 pound sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway.........the grocery store owner
Ollay..................the half-Mexican sister

Finally, there is:
Oyvey...............but the family doesn't like to talk about him.